Dear Writer - January 2017

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Dear Writer,

This is it. This is the year I start writing. The year I decide to put pen to paper and tell the story that’s been burning inside me for a long time. But how do I get started? And more importantly, how do I keep going, once I get started? 

Signed,
#NewYearNewMe


Dear #NewYearNewMe,

This is wonderful news一welcome to the world of words and writing. There’s nothing more rewarding than watching something that existed solely in your mind find its voice on paper. And, since the frigid temperatures and snow are probably keeping you indoors, there’s no better time to write. 

Your question is one that I’m sure many writers (and those who have made other kinds of resolutions) are wondering about. You’ve made the decision that 2018 will be the year of writing. But how do you do it? How do you find the motivation after an eight-hour day at work or after a full day of classes? After all, your desk isn’t nearly as comfortable as the couch, and your couch is likely positioned in front of the TV, which also, probably, has Netflix. Oh, the temptation…

I’m so glad that you’ve decided to be a writer, and that you woke up on the morning of January 1st still excited by the idea. But it’s not enough to say you want to be a writer. You also need to put in the work. You need to find the motivation even if it doesn’t seem to be there. Writing isn’t something you do my accident一you really need to sit down and make it happen.  

So, #NewYearNewMe, how do we make writing a seamless part of your life? How do we make sure that this resolution is successful and doesn’t end up like most expensive gym memberships come February (hey, no judgement! We’ve all been there)? 

My first suggestion is to schedule time into your calendar. Yes, I know that this isn’t the sexiest piece of advice I could offer, but it’s the most important. There will always be a reason not to write. You have homework. You had a long day at work and all you want to do is binge-watch reruns of your favorite show. Your house or apartment needs cleaning, or you need to make a meal for your family, or you need to bring the kids to various activities... 

There will always be something that you could be doing instead of writing. And while all of those things are important, if you’re truly committed to bringing your stories or poems or essays to life this year, you need to treat your writing like it’s important, too. 

That means scheduling in writing time, just like you would pencil in other obligations. To start, pick two or three days a week where you can set aside an hour to write. Maybe you’ll exceed that time, or maybe you’ll only get to work for half an hour一that’s okay! So long as you sit down and write some words, that’s all that matters. Whether you write a poem or an essay, or you write a letter or postcard to your best friend, write something. Set up recurring meetings in your Google calendar or iPhone, and get notifications or reminder emails sent to you so that you hold yourself accountable. 

The next thing you need to do is to find your tribe. Find the people who will help keep you accountable. The people who will be your cheerleaders while also giving you constructive (and positive!) feedback to help you grow in your writing. The people you can call up or email when you’re having writer's block, or need help deciding on which direction to take your story. 

Chances are, if you’re reading this, you live in or near the Chippewa Valley region in northwestern Wisconsin. If you do, that’s great news for you, because the perfect writing community exists right where you are. 

With the Chippewa Valley Writers Guild, you can easily find writing groups to join (or start your own!), and attend free Craft Talks that cover a wide range of topics that will enhance your writing. Remember, a strong, positive community is crucial in keeping you motivated in your work. So while you’re adding your writing time into your calendar, make sure to pencil Guild events into your calendar, too. 

So #NewYearNewMe, that’s what I have for you. You already have the most important parts of all of this (the words and creativity). Now all you need to do is set that schedule, find your people, and get to work. I can’t wait to see where your writing takes you this year. 

Good luck, and Happy New Year,
Writer

 

From the Mouths of Writers 5: What is your favorite book?

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By Jeana Conder

Several months ago I set out on the task of asking local writers to answer a series of eight questions I compiled.  The responses I received are now creating our newest series, “From the Mouth of Writers.”  We hope that this series allows upcoming writers to gain knowledge from others with the same passion. 

This month’s question:  What is your favorite book?

Allyson Loomis

My favorite book of all time is To the Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf.  Part of my loving that book has to do with my having read it for the first time long ago with a very good English teacher, who I also loved, but I’ve gone back to it again and again, and I find it increasingly gorgeous and moving.  Also, I happen to be thinking about Woolf today.  If you had asked me the same question yesterday I might have said, Ragtime by E.L Doctorow.  If you had asked me the question last Sunday I might have said Friend of My Youth by Alice Munro.  I’ve got a lot of favorite books.  Have you got six or seven hours?

Sandra Lindow

That’s a terrible question.  To single out one book out of many is like having to make Sophie’s Choice.  William Kloefkorn’s Alvin Turner As Farmer and Dave Etter’s Alliance, Illinois were very influential in the 80s as I started publishing.  Later it was Ursula K. Le Guin’s poetry and prose, particularly Always Coming Home which combines poetry and fiction to tell a story about a post-apocalyptic Northern California.  Right now my favorite book is Mary Oliver’s book of short essays Blue Pastures, which is an intimate look at the writing process.

Bruce Taylor

Maybe, the next one I read.

Jon Loomis

I don’t think I could identify a favorite.  I have lots of favorites.  I’m currently reading a lot of ancient history—the silk roads, the Vikings, the Mongols, Rome.  Fascinating stuff.  Part of our national problem, I think, is how quickly we seem to forget everything.  We’re like a country of amnesiacs, wandering around without any landmarks.  No wonder we seem so lost.   

Molly Patterson

My favorite book, without question, is Middlemarch, by George Eliot. I've read it seven or eight times, at least, and every time I love it as much or more than ever before. It's a book that you can grow with; you'll relate to different characters at twenty-two than you do at thirty-two (and presumably forty-two, and fifty-two, and sixty-two, though I haven't gotten to those ages yet). Middlemarch is set in the 1830s, but the dilemmas the characters face, the compromises they make, the flaws they display, the contradictions they encompass—it's all as relevant to me, today, as any book set in the modern period. As a writer, I admire George Eliot's perspective and voice in the novel--it's a grand, nineteenth-century narrator, not afraid to soliloquize or make pronouncements or philosophize. As a reader, I feel like these characters are friends I'm always happy to meet again, every time I open the book. 

Marsha Qualey

The Translator by Ward Just.

Brett Beach

My favorite book is the novel The Transit of Venus by Shirley Hazzard, an Australian author who unfortunately passed away in December of 2016, not long after the Irish-living in-England author William Trevor. It was a rough time for me as a reader. Hazzard is my favorite writer, without comparison, and the novel my absolute ideal. The novel tells the story of sisters, Caro and Grace Bell, tracking their lives from their orphaning in childhood through the separate paths their adult lives take, while also tracking a number of people in their lives: a prisoner of war from the Second World War, a playwright and his troubled son, a member of the United Nations, an astronomer, and the sisters’ troubled, delightfully and accidentally villainous aunt. But it is also a novel so beautifully written, so intricately plotted, and so transcendently wise and engrossing that each time I return to the book, I learn something new about how to write, and how to read.  (Though for sheer repeat-ability, I would also include George Eliot’s Middlemarch, Zadie Smith’s On Beauty and White Teeth, Edith Wharton’s The Age of Innocence, Toni Morrison’s Song of Solomon, and all of Alice Munro’s work.)

Jay Gilbertson

Other Voices, Other Rooms by Truman Capote. I read it nearly every spring. I have read all of his work. He is a master and very underappreciated. He saw humans and nature and love and hate and all the in-betweens with such clarity and openness and pain.

Nickolas Butler

There are too many favorites.  The Old Man and the Sea is a standby, for sure.  Also, East of Eden.  This is an impossible question to answer.

Sandra McKinney

Anything by Anne Lamott

Cathy Sultan

That’s a very hard question to answer because I have many but if I had to choose one it would be The Constant Gardner by John le Carré.

5 Reasons You Shouldn’t Be A Writer (and the One Reason Why You Should)

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by BJ Hollars

A few weeks back I was asked to join a panel of writers at GeekCon, a wonderfully successful event held on the University of Wisconsin-Eau Claire campus.  The event featured all kinds of creatives: sculptures, comic book artists, Lego builders, game players, role players, among others.  In preparing for the panel, I tried brainstorming a list of reasons why people should be writers.  About ten minutes into my brainstorm, mostly all I’d come up with were reasons why maybe we shouldn’t.  My list reads as follows:

Reasons Not to Be A Writer:

1. Most of us will never find our books at Barnes & Noble (translation: fame is rare).

2. Most of us will never make a living doing it (translation: riches are rare).

3. Most of us will never receive the recognition we think we deserve (translation: even the people who love us will likely give us little more than a skim and a “like” on social media).

4. Most of us will feel personally unrewarded for our efforts (translation: it’ll never feel good enough).

5. Most of us can barely even fess up to being called writers.  

(This last one might be related to my own personal neurosis.  When people ask me if I’m a “writer” I generally say “I write”—opting for the verb, instead.)

As I chewed on the eraser of my pencil, trying to figure out what bit of optimism I might bring to the panel, I was at last reminded of the main reason why I write.  Because for me, writing is the most direct and democratic mechanism to connect with the human heart.  For the price of a pencil and a notebook you can bypass geography and social circles and tax brackets and potentially make a difference in another person’s life.  Through your work, you might be able to offer the precise words that someone else desperately needs to hear.

On a few rare occasions in my life, I’ve been the recipient of such kindnesses.  Once, while at a conference, a stranger ran up to me with a literary magazine I’d published in, and she asked me to autograph it.  “I read this essay probably once a week,” she said—blowing my mind.  And then, in an effort to blow it further, added: “I’m a farmer, and I like to read it on the tractor.”

I lifted a skeptical eyebrow.  Not only had this person enjoyed the words I’d written enough to read them more than once, but she’d enjoyed them so much that she read them while farming!  Not in a million years could I have predicted that my humble piece might have touched a stranger so deeply.  But in this instance, it had.

And that, of course, is true for all of us.  We all possess words and stories that have the power to connect with the human heart.  And while it’s easy to get bogged down with all the reasons why we ought not to write, focus instead on the one reason why you should.  We do it to connect.  We do it because it feels good to be heard.   And sometimes, in doing so, we remember that sometimes our words matter to others, too.    

ecWIT to perform work by Local Authors This January and February

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by B.J. Hollars

Calling all dramatic reading lovers!  This January and February ecWIT (Eau Claire Women in Theater) will be performing work by local authors during two performances.  The first will be held at The Local Store at 7PM at January 31 with a follow-up performance at the Altoona Public Library at 2PM on February 3 at 2PM.  Adaptations of work by Karen Loeb, Rob Reid, Bergine Haakenson, Sara Bryan, Patti See, Debbie Brown, BJ Hollars, Jim Alf and Ken Szymanski will be featured at the performances.

See below for a brief statement from the ecWIT crew:

We are all local performance artists and educators who celebrate our love of reading and writing through the dramatization of interactive characterizations without set, props, or costumes. Our combined years of theater and performance involvement totals more than 200 years! This year’s winter show, “pEAUpourri” features the writings of 9 Eau Claire authors and poets, and it has been a particularly exciting and humbling writing task to do each of these amazing pieces’ justice in its adaptation to our art form of dramatic reader’s theater. Dramatic Reader’s Theater intends to bring a true theater experience anywhere to anyone without the “distractions” of a big stage experience. Our goal is to create believable characters that an audience will care about and that’s why interaction between our characters is pivotal.  

For more, check out their Facebook page here.

Sci-fi Sister Act: An Interview with Caroline Akervik and Ruth Rankin

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Recently, I got a chance to converse with Caroline Akervik and Ruth Rankin – sisters and co-authors of a new YA sci-fi book called Halcyon. Check it out ...

BJ Hollars: Tell us a bit about Halcyon. What's the book about and how did it come to be?

Caroline Akervik and Ruth Rankin: Halcyon is a Young Adult Science Fiction novel about a teenaged girl who discovers that things are way more complicated than they seem at her new school.  

It’s hard enough to always be the new girl at school for Hailey Schick. She’s managed to irritate the ruling clique at the school and Trevor, the boy she sort of likes, is total social outcast. Nothing is as it seems at University. Preston and Chelsea rule the school with an iron fist and are obsessed with stomping out all nonconformity. There is more going on here than the usual cutthroat high school games. Eternally young sentinels from the parallel universe of Halcyon have infiltrated their school and plan to use it as a launching pad for a planned takeover of Earth. Hailey and Trevor may be all that stands between Earth and a takeover by the militaristic Juventus.  Halcyon blends elements of the Gossip Girl with The Hunger Games. 

The novel developed from conversations that Ruth and I had while waiting for my kids to finish swim lessons more than ten years ago. It took us a very long time to understand the story, the characters, and the problem that they face. 

BJH: Can you tell us a bit about your collaboration.  How did you two meet?  How did you decide to write together?

CA & RR: We are sisters. We’ve always talked about and discussed books that we have both read, or wanted to read. So it was a natural next step to try and write something together. We also both like to read the same genres, so we just kind of brainstormed what types of novels we would like to read as avid young adult fans. There is a really special energy about YA literature that drew us to the genre. We started with the question of “What if…” That question led us down the rabbit hole to Halcyon, a world where a sinister order of the eternally and unnaturally young rule.

BJH: What was that writing process like?  What are the upsides to collaboration?  The downsides?

CA & RR: We live in different states, California and Wisconsin, respectively, so it takes some imagination and lots of shared docs to write together. Collaboration requires some creativity. We discuss ideas and possible story developments over the phone. Brainstorming with another person who knows the characters and the story arc well is very powerful, but you do have to work your way through arguments/discussions when our visions or ideas diverge. And if that fails, there is always rock, paper, scissors. 

BJH: What advice do you have for folks working in the young adult genre?

CA & RR: Both of us read a lot of YA lit. Our advice to those interested in writing in the genre is to not write “down” to young readers, rather to assume that they are a discerning and demanding readers. However, there are some real distinctions to YA lit. YA books tend to be less wordy and get to the action faster. YA readers are less patient with authors. The best way to write in a genre is to actually read the genre. You get a sense of what the readers expect, and it can shape how your narrative comes together. 

BJH: What else would you like to share about the book?  Any lessons learned along the way?

CA & RR: We are debating the idea of writing a sequel to this novel. Earth may not be safe from the Juventus, so we may need to see what Hailey and Trevor are up to next. As far as lessons go, we’re not entirely sure how we ended up writing a Young Adult Science Fiction novel. As you grow in understanding your characters, they choose their own path, and, as the author, you have to make it work within the framework of the novel. When you’ve finished writing something, and you reread it, you have to come away from the experience knowing that you have written honestly and from the heart, no matter what the genre. 

 Writing Something: A Comprehensive List of Tips from Bruce Taylor

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Bruce Taylor

This is an old list which I used for my creative writing courses when I was teaching at UW-EC. It hasn’t been revised in a while, but when I was using it I tweaked it every year.

I don’t know if writing prompts, journal tasks, exercises are common property for the common good but they should be, and in fact, have been for a while. So did I steal, borrow, revise, appropriate, and in some senses “create” this list, classified as it is?  Yes. If I have done a bad thing to anyone from anywhere at anytime, sorry.

Used for Classes so it began this way...

 Rarely is anything in a journal ever "finished", polished off. The journal is the place to begin things, rough them up and try them out.

Spend 20 ‑ 25 minutes minimum on daily writing in your journal. All assignments are meant to be suggestions and if deviating from the prescribed instructions including the very first one for any particular assignment provides more interest and/or inspiration, do it.

So you can ignore most of the above, though I do believe one should write daily for the same reasons one should floss, pray and spend quality time with your pets.

A journal is another thing, with all its own fears and complications. I do a whole thing about Life Writing: Writing For Your Life which talks about all the options involved. A journal, a notebook, a daybook, god forbid, a diary? Maybe we should call this Writing Something, Somehow, Somewhere.

So if you wish to ignore the  instructions above do so, but not the one that says the assignments are suggestions and if you want to deviate from them, do it.

Feel free to ignore the numbering and the categories if you wish, they were there to correspond with what we were covering in the class. Its probably better to just browse and pick out the ones that intrigue you.

Above all, if you don’t have fun or you’re not enjoying this, don’t do it. But give it a chance to settle in.

There are thousands of writing prompts available online in books on blogs wander around find some that you find intriguing try them out.

1 PAYING ATTENTION

1.1     Collect for an entire day words, scraps of dialogue, and phrases that you over‑hear and write something that uses many of them.

1.2      The same as above but use only words and/or phrases that you read.

1.3      Collect for an entire day images that you actually see and hear as you walk through the world, then write something that uses some  of them.

1.4      Collect for an entire day as many things as you can that are red, or blue, or sad or plastic or whatever, then write something that uses as some of them .

1.5      The same as above but write something about only one or two things, or write something about the experience of looking for these things all day.

1.6     Spend a day paying particular attention to faces, or the way people wave, or eat or something else we all do everyday. Write something deriving from the experience.

1.7     Sit at the end of a particularly busy and harried day and free‑write what sticks in your mind. Concentrate on sights, sounds and sensations ‑‑ not dialogue, stories, or "feelings"

1.8     The same as above but at the end of a particularly calm day. Con­centrate on sights, sounds and sensations ‑‑ not dialogue, stories, or "feelings"

1.9     The same as above but at the end of a day when you’re feeling particu­larly happy or sad. Concentrate on sights, sounds and sensations ‑‑ not dia­logue, stories, or "feelings".

1.10    Write something that evokes without labeling or naming a particular place at the moment you are there. Concentrate on concrete detail and sensory perception.

1.11    Write something that evokes the place you are writing at the moment as it was some  years ago or twenty  from now.

1.12    Sit in one room and describe that room as fully as you can, using as few adjectives as possible. Choose another quite different room and describe it, also with as few adjectives as possible. Write something that combines the two descriptions (cutting, adding, revising, etc.) into one scene.

1.13    Go to a public place (library, bar, restaurant, hospital emergency room, gas station, Laundromat, part, shopping mall, hotel lobby, police sta­tion, beach, skating rink, beauty salon, city dump, tennis court, church, etc.).  Sit and observe everything around you.  Then narrow your attention to a single person, focus on a restricted place, or zoom in on a single object.  What do you see that you haven't noticed before?

1.14     Spend 10‑15 minutes listing what you would expect to find at a specific place. Then go to that place and write something that uses only things that are not on your list.

1.15    Describe a specific, commonly recognizable object as completely as possible.  Do not name the object and do no use anymore adjectives and adverbs than you absolutely have to.

1.16    Evoke a common everyday object.  Concentrate on its possibilities, on its appearance in other circumstances or unfamiliar context, posit its future or its past.

1.17    Hold in front of you a souvenir or keepsake. Free‑write about it.

1.18    Write a completely developed description of something using words of only one syllable. Now try it with only words of two syllables.

1.19    Use your senses, your memory, and your imagination to observe ordi­nary things or events: a pencil, a bag of potato chips on your desk, a pic­ture, a moth on a window pane, the water dripping from the roof.  Start with observed details, but be alert for what is weird, wonderful, miraculous, and puzzling about it.

1.20    Go to a gallery, studio, or museum where you can observe sculpture, paintings, or other works or art.  Choose one work of art and draw it.  Then describe it as fully as possible. 

1.21    Return to the gallery above the next day, reread your first descrip­tion, observe the artwork again, and add details you didn't notice the first time.

1.22    Write an open journal entry.  Describe events from your day, im­ages, impressions, bits of conversation ‑‑ anything that catches your interest. Free write some of your thoughts, responses, questions, associations to and about the above topic.

1.23    Write an open journal entry.  Writing for yourself, describe one event from your week that upset or angered you.

1.24    In a class you are taking, record in detail the dress, habits, mannerisms, nervous tics, speech, and gestures of the teacher.  After describing the teacher in detail, choose a single word that expresses your dominant impression of him or her. Circle the details in your description that reinforce this dominant impression.

1.25    As you sit in a lecture class, restaurant, student lounge, library, department store, airport, or bar, describe the three or four most common types of people you observe there.

1.26    Observe the behavior of one person in your dorm, house, or apartment as he or she gets ready for a date on Friday or Saturday night.  Record how this person gets ready, noting the clothes, conversation about prospective dates or companions, and appearance of the person as he or she leaves for the evening.  Explain what you learned by observing such behavior.

1.27    Pick a favorite song from you collection and play it.  As you listen, write down the associations or memories that come to mind.  What were you doing when you first heard the song?  What other people, places, or events does it remind you of?

1.28    Go through old family photographs and find one of yourself, taken at least five years ago.  Describe the person in the photograph‑‑what he or she did, thought, said, or hoped.  How is that person like or unlike the person you are now?

1.29    Free‑write about a favorite relative who you no longer see.        

1.30    Remember a place, a sanctuary where you used to go to be alone.  What was it like?  When did you go there?  Have you been back there recently?  If so, how had it (or you) changed?

1.31    Consider your name and Free write some of your thoughts, responses, questions, associations to it.  How did you get it? What has it been like to be named what you are. What has happened to you because of your name? If you could change your name would you? To what? Why?

1.32    Free write some of your thoughts, responses, questions, associa­tions to what the world was like when you were born. How was it different? How was it the same? What were the important things going on? What were the major problems?

1.33    Remember the first job you had.  How did you get it, what did you do?  What mistakes did you make?  What did you learn?  Were there any humorous or serious misunderstandings between you and others? Was it ultimately a good or bad experience? What did you learn?

1.34    Write about something you used to love as a child. Concentrate on how good it was and why it was so good.

1.35    The same as above but concentrate on some thing you hated and how bad it was and why?

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2 PLAYING WITH WORDS

2.1       Pick at random four very different types of books.  Open each one at random and copy into your journal three or four sentences.  Then open another book and do the same thing. Continue this sequence until the page is full.  Now write something using what you have.  You may cut any words you want, rearrange any words, but add only articles and prepositions, and adjust verb tenses.

2.2     The same as above but write anything you want deriving in any way whatsoever from what you copied into your journal.

2.3     Write something by cutting out and pasting together words from one magazine or newspaper.

2.4     The same as above except use only the headlines from two or three different newspapers.

2.5     The Same as above but use signs you’ve seen during the day.

2.6     Write something deriving from the above two suggestions.

2.7     Write something that takes as its first line, the last line of something else and goes on.

2.8     Free‑write (single or multiple line) using one of these starters: If I were....,       The first thing.... (or the last thing), I am the one who...., The worst there is.... (or the best), I used to be (a) ________ but now I am (a) _________, I wish....

2.9     Pick at random a magazine article and copy the first 20 adjectives you find.  Arrange them to align down the length of a page.  Now do the same with another magazine article except copy the first 20 nouns you find.  You now have 20 adjective‑noun combinations.  Choose one that you find particular­ly provocative and allowing yourself no more than three minutes, write someth­ing using those words.  Do this until you have five three‑minute selections.

2.10    Write 20 concrete nouns down the left hand side of a page.  Then write 20 abstract nouns down the right hand side (or vice versa).  Now write something that uses at least three of the resultant combinations.

2.11 Make the longest list you can in ten minutes ‑‑ i.e. depressing things, happy or sad things, things that can't be compared, any things, etc.  Now write something that uses as many of those things as possible.

2.12    The same as above but write something about only one item ‑‑ i.e. the most or least, the funniest, the largest, thing on the list.

2.13    Free write some of your thoughts, responses, questions, associa­tions to and about things that have special smells . Make a list. How do they smell? What associations do you have with them? Make more lists.

2.14    The same as above but for things that have special sounds or tex­tures or tastes.

2.15    Write something deriving from either of the two above suggestions above.

2.16    Write as many synonyms as you can for the word "man" and "woman" in five minutes. Now go to a Thesaurus and add to your list. Choose three syno­nyms that seems to mean pretty much the same thing and three that seem to be quite different. Use each of the six in one sentence each. Use two of the six in the same sentence. Choose three sentences you have written and swap the synonyms you've used for ones you haven't.

2.17    Write as many synonyms as you can for the word "white" and "black" in five minutes. Now go to a Thesaurus and add to your list. Choose three synonyms that seems to mean pretty much the same thing and three that seem to be quite different. Use each of the six in one sentence each. Use two of the six in the same sentence. Choose three sentences you have written and swap the synonyms you've used for ones you haven't.

2.18    Write as many synonyms as you can for the word "drunk" in five minutes. Now go to a Thesaurus and add to your list. Choose three synonyms that seems to mean pretty much the same thing and three that seem to be quite different. Use each of the six in one sentence each. Use two of the six in the same sentence. Choose three sentences you have written and swap the synonyms you've used for ones you haven't.

2.19    Write something deriving from the above three suggestions.

2.20    Almost all groups or cliques develop their own "Private Language." Explore a "Private Language" you use a part and/or participant in a group of friends, a family, a sport, a job, a class, an art etc. etc. Do you use terms, words, phrases that only certain people really understand what you mean? What are some of those words, what do they mean? How did they get to mean what they mean?

2.21    Write something deriving from the above.

2.22    Pick a topic and look it up in an encyclopedia or dictionary or symbols (birdsong, volcanoes, etc.).  Write something using information you find there.

2.23    Find out something personal and little known about a famous person from history and write something about him/her.

2.24    Write something to "go with" a famous painting.

2.25    Write something to "go with" a photograph.

2.26    Write something based on a classical piece of music.

2.27    Write something in which you respond to or "answer," either seriously or humorously, a question you've recently read somewhere.

2.28    Write something deriving from the above.

2.29    Find the "best" poem, essay, short story, you've written during the past year or two and tell why it is "the best."

2.30    The same as above but use the "worst".                  

3 THE IMAGE

3.1      Write something that emphasizes imagery to compare and/or contrast two people, things, or events.

3.2      Write something in which you ground one or more abstractions (Hate, Fear, Depression, Truth, etc.) with many concrete and specific images.

3.3 Using the first person, describe an event or action you are fairly sure you will never experience firsthand. Be very specific with your details.

3.4     Make several of the following abstractions come to life by rendering them in concrete specific details and/or images of varying length: racism, injustice, ambition, growing old, salvation, poverty, growing up, wealth, evil. Make up some of your own.

3.5     Write a short scene where a small object symbolizes hope, redemp­tion, or love to a central character, but let it symbolize something else entirely to the reader.

3.6     Write something which evokes from your reader a maximum degree of the tragic, joyous, erotic, fearful, regrettable, terrible, etc.  Do not explain why or how what you are writing is tragic, joyous, etc.

3.7     Compose a short definition ‑‑serious or humorous‑‑of one or more of the following words: "freedom," "adolescence," "mathematics," "politicians," "parents," "misery," "higher education," "luck," or a word or words of your own choice.

3.8      Write something containing an extended metaphor or simile.  Write another.  In one, compare an ordinary object to something of great size or significance.  In the other, compare a major thing or phenomenon to something smaller and more mundane or less intense.

3.8.1       Look in your backpack or around your room and find one object that seems to represent each of the following: your life now; your life”not now”; the thing you want the most to be; the thing you are the most afraid of; the thing you would hate to lose the most or fight the most to keep. For two or more of the above write a short paragraph which explains why or how these things represent what they do to you.

3.9     Write something deriving from any of the other suggestions in this section.

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4 SHOW & TELL

4.1     Write some part of your daily routine ‑‑ getting up, going to bed, walking the dog, driving to work ‑‑ the more mundane the better, as seen by a disinterested, objective third person. Try as hard as you can not to tell the reader what you want them to know as much as show them.

4.2     The same as above but as observed by a person who wants the reader to like or to dislike you. Try as hard as you can not to tell the reader what you want them to know as much as show them.

4.3     The same as above but as observed by a person who wants the reader not to trust you. Try as hard as you can not to tell the reader what you want them to know as much as show them.

4.4     The same as above but from your own point of view which reflects a particular state of mind ‑‑ happiness or depression, joy, boredom etc. etc. Try as hard as you can not to tell the reader what you want them to know as much as show them.

4.5     Write something deriving from the one of the above three suggestions.

4.6     Create your Mr./Ms. Right.  Allow yourself no abstractions (i.e. handsome, intelligent, sensitive, etc.).  Do not simply describe.  Concen­trate, without ever saying why, on what it is about the person that "fits the bill."

4.7      The same as above except it should be from the point of view of someone who hates Mr./Ms. Right, but you purpose is the same.

4.8     Put four very different people together ‑‑ playing cards or riding a bus or something ‑‑ and with no dialogue or authorial intervention, concen­trating on showing, not telling what each of them is like.

4.9     Write something in which a character gradually approaches a given thing, situation, or phenomena, first as it is seen, then heard, then smelled, tasted or touched, or some other arrangement.

4.10    Describe in as much detail as you can the bedroom you have had in the place you have lived the longest.

4.11    Describe something that changes depending on your mood.

5 SETTING & PLACE

5.1     Write something that evokes a particular mood by its description of a place. Then write something that though describing the same place, evokes an entirely different mood. 

5.2      Write something that evokes a place in which a character encounters something unexpected or unpredictable for that particular setting ‑‑ i.e. danger in tranquility, beauty in what would normally considered the mundane, or commonplace etc. etc.

5.3     Experiment with the way you feel about the weather? Why do you like the kind of weather that you do? What kind/s of associations and/or memories do you have attached to different types of weather? What's the best of worse you've ever experienced? Do your attitudes towards certain types of weather change?

5.4     The same as above but take the kind of weather which you like least and try to find what's good about it; or the type of weather you like the most and explore only the bad parts.

5.5     Choose a country you have always wanted to go but never have. Now write something that might go on one of its city streets or famous locales.

5.6     Rewrite the above after consulting some books about that country, place or locale.

5.7     Use a description of a room to develop the character of the person whose room it is.

5.8     Describe your favorite place. Without telling why it is your favor­ite, let your reader know why.

5.9     The same as above but work with your least favorite place.

5.10    Describe a place where something important is about to happen but hasn't yet.

5.11    Describe a place that your feelings have changed about. Without saying why you feelings have changed, try to let your reader know.

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6 CHARACTER

6.1     Rewrite some earlier journal entry ‑‑ one not beginning with the same number as this one does ‑‑that depended heavily on character. Fill in this sentence as many times as you can about that character "He/She is the sort of person who ___________________." Vary the length and detail used each time.

6.2     "Obnoxious," the dictionary says, means "highly disagreeable, offen­sive, irritating, odious."  Describe the most obnoxious person you know by giving at least two detailed examples of his or her obnoxious behavior. 

6.3     The same as above but choose your own word and definition for it.

6.4     The reverse of the above: Tell how the most obnoxious person you know would describe you.

6.5     Oscar Wilde once said that a cynic is someone "who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing."  Describe a situation in which some person's actions illustrated that he or she fit Wilde's definition of a cynic.

6.6     The same as above but choose your own quote.

6.7     In a class you are taking, record in detail the dress, habits, mannerisms, nervous tics, speech, and gestures of the teacher.  After describ­ing the teacher in detail, choose a single word that expresses your dominant impression of him or her. Circle the details in your description that rein­force this dominant impression.

6.8     As you sit in a lecture class, restaurant, student lounge, library, department store, airport, or bar, describe the three or four most common types of people you observe there.

6.9     Observe the behavior of one person in your dorm, house, or apartment as he or she gets ready for a date on Friday or Saturday night.  Record how this person gets ready, noting the clothes, conversation about prospective dates or companions, and appearance of the person as he or she leaves for the evening.  Explain what you learned by observing such behavior.

6.10    Spend your day paying attention to people's gestures and body lan­guage.  Write down the more interesting ones and some possible meanings or reasons for them.  Write something that depends primarily on a depiction of gesture or body language.  Use as little dialogue and authorial comment as possible.

6.11    Create yourself as you would be if you were of the opposite sex.  Concentrate on what you think would be different about you by describing how you would do some specific thing.

6.12    Write a scene in which one character questions a second about a third.  Characterize all three.

6.13    Write a short description which by narrating a common place and unexceptional event you reveal something significant about a character.

6.14    Write something in which you develop a character by showing what a character does.

6.15    The same as above but concentrate on how the character does someth­ing.

6.16    Write something in which you develop a character by how the charac­ter says what he/she says.

6.17    The same as above but concentrate on what the character says.

6.18    Write something in which you develop a character by what someone else says about them.

6.19    The same as above but concentrate on characterizing the speaker.

6.20    Think of a person you know or have known who has a distinctive "sound" of his or her voice because of that person's background, locale, accent, viewpoint or whatever.  Write something which you think sounds typical of that person.

6.21     Pick two contrasting or contradictory qualities of your own personality (consistent inconsistencies). Create two characters that embody each and set them in conflict with each other.  Make each character radically different from yourself in at least one fundamental aspect: age, race, gender, or nationality.

7 POINT OF VIEW

7.1     Write a love scene, serious or comic, from the limited omniscient viewpoint, confining yourself to objective observation and the thoughts of one character.  Make this character believe that the other loves her or him, while the external actions makes clear to the reader that this is not so.

7.2     Write something that uses at least two different points of view to some significant end.

7.3     Recall an event or period from your life which at the time seemed hard to go through but which now seems humorous.  Write two pages, one each for the "heavy" and the "light" side of the situation.

7.4      Recall an experience that you had as a child that was important to you.  Write two pages, one which retells the event from the child's perspec­tive, the other which tells it from your current (adult) point of view.

7.5     Think of a dramatic incident in your life or the life of someone else.  Imagine that story being passed down throughout three or four generations, with parts being forgotten, changed, or added.  Write the three or four versions of that story.

7.6      Choose a crucial incident from a child's life (your own or invent­ed) and write about it from the distanced perspective of an adult narrator.  Then rewrite the same incident in the child's language from the point of view of the child as narrator.

7.7     Re‑write any earlier journal entry but switch the point of view, from "I" to "She" or "He" or "We."

7.8     Using the first person, write a self‑deceiving portrait in which the narrator is not the person he or she thinks they are. Give your reader subtle clues that your narrator is skewing the truth.

7.9     Retell a famous fairy tale from a different point of view (e.g. Red Riding Hood as told by the wolf, Snow White from the witch's point of view, or Grumpy's).  Yours should be a substantially different story.

7.10    Write something in which you reinterpret a classic myth, legend, or folktale from a distinctly contemporary point of view. Yours should be a substantially different story.

7.11    Write a short dramatic monologue in which you develop a character from another century (e.g. a hospital orderly during the Civil War, a 19th Century English chimney sweep, or a blacksmith to King Arthur's court).  Make the character as remote from your time and situation as possible.  Concentrate on creating a texture and environment.     

7.12    Write three letters to three different people narrating a experi­ence you've had so far this semester: one should be to a parent or older relative, one to a close friend of approximately your own age, and one to a "non‑relative" authority figure in your life ‑‑ a former teacher, minister etc.etc.

7.13    At some point in the past, you may have faced a conflict between what was expected of you‑‑by parents, friends, family, coach, or employer‑‑and your own personality or abilities.  Write about one occasion when these expec­tations seemed unrealistic or unfair.  Use your own point of view.

7.14    The same as above but write about it from their point of view.   

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8 FORMS/FICTION AND DRAMA

8.1     Write something that is exactly one hundred words.  Try to manage a conflict, crisis, and resolution in this short space.

8.2     Write a short scene involving a conflict between two people over an object.  Let the object take on a different symbolic significance to each character. Place two characters in this very fundamental conflict: one wants something the other does not want to give.

8.3     A slightly more complicated variation on the above: each of the two characters has half of something that is no good without the other half.  Neither wants to give up his or her half.

8.4     Place two characters in conflict.  one expresses himself or herself sincerely and well in words.  The other character is unable or unwilling to do so but betrays his or her feelings through appearance and actions.

8.5     Write something in which a character seems to be weaker than the forces opposing him or her.  Give the character one balancing strength.  Let him or her triumph.

8.6     Place a character in conflict with some non‑life threatening aspect of nature; balance the forces equally so that the reader is not sure who will "win" until the crisis action happens.

8.7      Identify the most pleasant and peaceful experience you have had recently.  Using this situation as a starting point, introduce a bitter con­flict that develops within or between two characters.

8.8     Take a short story we have already discussed in class and write two pages to add on to the end of it.  Try to be consistent with the already existing theme, tone, character, and style.

8.9     Write something deriving from an assignment beginning with the same number that this one does.

8.10    Write the first sentence of a story about birth. Now write the first sentence of a story about death. Try other pairs, such as falling in and out of love. Try pairs that are not in opposition, such as spring and summer. Then invent your own pairs

8.11    Write the first paragraph of a story that begins ... with a generalization about life, then the first paragraph  of the same story but beginning with a description of a person.

8.12    The same as above but begin with a narrative summary, or with dialogue, or with several characters but no dialogue, or with setting alone, or with setting and only one character.

8.13    Choose five different first sentences from five different short stories in the class texts or class handouts. Choose one or more and use it to go on to write the first paragraph of a completely different story.

8.14    Choose five different first lines from five different short poems in the class texts or class handouts. Choose one or more and use it to go on to write a completely different poem.

8.15    Choose a poem from the class texts or class handouts and write an imitation of it; try to imitate its form, or feel, or shape, or sound but make yours a substantially different poem.

8.16    Choose a poem from the class texts or class handouts that is a monologue addressed to a particular person. Write an answer to the original monologue.

8.17    Write something that appropriates its form from a nonliterary source such as "the want ads," "a stand‑up comedy monologue," "a sermon," "classified ads," etc.

8.18    Write a parable, allegory, or fable.

8.19    Write something "concrete"; that is, something that depends primar­ily on visual not literary values for its affect.

8.20     Write something that imitates the rhythm of something else ‑‑ i.e. another piece of writing, a washing machine, anything.

8.21    Write something that is a spell or a charm.

8.22    Find a number of translations into English of something not in English.  Write your own version.  You do not need to know the original lan­guage.

8.23    Write the first paragraph of a story beginning with one of the following "Where were you last Night?" " " 'What the hell, ' he (or she) said, "and grabbed their/a _______.'"

8.24    Write a famous story idea in three, three word sentences; such as :Boy meets girl. Boys loves girl. Girl leaves boy. or Cinderella can't go. She goes anyway. Cinderella get Prince. or Man lures rats. People don't pay. Man takes children.

8.25    Photocopy three, at least two page, segments of dialogue from three stories you admire. With a hi-lighter, note when and where how much of the dialogue is summarized rather than presented in quotations marks."

8.26      Choose a journal entry other than one beginning with the same number as this one does and which has very little dialogue. Rewrite it so it is mostly dialogue.

8.27     Write down the things you say over the course of the day. Examine your own speech patterns. You don’t have to get every word, but you may find that you say less than you think and that your statements are surprisingly short. You might also find that you rarely speak in complete sentences. 

8.28     Find a crowded place such as a restaurant, a bar, or a shopping mall and write down snippets of the conversations you hear. Avoid trying to record whole conversations, just follow along for a brief exchange and then listen for your next target. If you are worried about looking suspicious, you might want to purchase a Palm Pilot, Handspring Visor or other hand-held PDA device. These handy spy tools make it look like you are conducting business or playing with your favorite electronic toy rather than eavesdropping.

8.29      Test responses to the same question. Think of a question that will require at least a little thought, and ask it of several different people. Compare their responses. Remember that you are focused on their words. Write them down as soon as you can.

8.30      Record several different TV shows. Some choices include: sitcom, news, drama, talk show, infomercial, sporting event, etc.). Write down a transcript using just the dialogue and people’s names. If you don’t know the names, just use a description such as announcer or redheaded woman. You can also transcribe two shows of the same genre, using one show you like and one you dislike. Compare dialogue between the fiction and non-fiction programming you recorded. Look for such things as greetings, descriptions of physical actions, complete sentences, slang, verbal ticks (Such as like, you know, uhhhh, well, etc.). Compare how these dialogue crutches change according to the show format and quality.

8.31     Rewrite one or more of the shows in exercise as prose, trying to recreate the show as accurately as possible. Note how easy or difficult it is to work in the entire dialogue from the show. Does it seem to flow naturally and read well or does it get in your way. Rewrite again eliminating any dialogue you feel is unnecessary. Try not to change any dialogue though until your final draft. Work with what you have. Remember that you don’t necessarily have to rewrite the whole show. Do enough to be sure you have the feeling for it.

8.32     Rewrite one of the the transcripts from  using as much of the dialogue as possible, but changing the scene in as many ways as possible. Change the setting, change the people’s intent, and change the tone. See how easy or difficult it is to give the same words a different intent. Again, do enough to be sure you have the feeling for it.

8.33     Write the dialogue for a scene without using any modifiers. Just write down a conversation as it goes along naturally. After you have completed the dialogue, add narrative description, but not dialogue tags such as said, shouted or ordered. Instead, try to work the dialogue into the action as a logical progression of the statements. Finally, add any dialogue tags that are absolutely necessary, and keep them simple such as said, told, or asked. Again, only put them in if you can find not other options. Compare this to the previous dialogue you have written and see what you like or dislike about the changes.

8.34     Write a scene in which one person tells another person a story. Make sure that you write it as a dialogue and not just a first person narrative, but clearly have one person telling the story and the other person listening and asking questions or making comments. The purpose of this scene will be both to have the story stand alone as a subject, and to have the characters’ reactions to the story be the focal point of the scene.

8.35     Write a scene in which one person is listening to two other people have an argument or discussion. For example, a child listening to her parents argue about money. Have the third character narrate the argument and explain what is going on, but have the other two provide the entire dialogue. It is not necessary to have the narrator understand the argument completely. Miscommunication is a major aspect of dialogue.

8.36     Write a conversation between two liars. Give everything they say a double or triple meaning. Never state or indicate through outside description that these two people are lying. Let the reader figure it out strictly from the dialogue. Try not to be obvious, such as having one person accuse the other of lying. That is too easy.

8.37     Write a conversation in which no character speaks more than three words per line of dialogue. Again, avoid crutches such as explaining everything they say through narration. Use your narration to enhance the scene, not explain the dialogue.

8.38     Write a narrative or scripted scene in which several characters are taking an active role in the conversation. This can be a difficult aspect of dialogue to master, because with each additional character, the reader or audience must be able to keep track of the motivations and interests of the individuals involved. This can be especially difficult in prose, where the time between one character speaking and the next can be interrupted by action or description. See how many characters your can sustain within the scene and still have it make sense and be engaging.

8.39    Choose a journal entry other than one beginning with the same number as this one does and turn it into the first page of a short story.

8.40    Choose a journal entry other than one beginning with the same number as this one does and which has very little dialogue. Rewrite it so it is mostly dialogue.

9 DISCOVERY

9.1     Write a short scene in which a belief you hold passionately and profoundly would be untrue.

9.2     Imagine you were blind, or deaf or dumb, or illiterate, or very young or old, or of a different race, or gender ‑‑ free‑write  about this situation. What would it be like, what couldn't you do that you do now? How would it feel? What changes, adaptations would you have to make?

9.3     Novelist Ernest Hemingway once defined courage as "grace under pressure."  Using this definition, write something which shows this kind of courage in a difficult situation.

9.4     Controversial subjects depend as much on the audience as they do on the issue itself. Make a quick list of things you do every day‑‑the kind of clothes you wear, the food you eat, the books you read, the friends you have, the ideas you discuss.  For one of these activities, imagine a person who might find what you do immoral, illogical, unjust, or unhealthy.  What claim might they make about your activity?  What reasons or evidence might they use to argue that your activity should be abolished, outlawed, or changed? 

9.5     Write something deriving from the above.

9.6     Select one moment in your past that changed your life or showed you how your life had already changed.  What was the event?  What were you like before it and afterwards?

9.7     Human nature is continually puzzling.  Why are people generous one moment and stingy the next?  Why do we love or admire a person one moment, then hate that person the next?  Why do we want what we cannot have and, after a while, we no longer want what we have?  Explore your thoughts on some appar­ently contradictory aspect of human behavior.

9.8     Write something deriving from the above.

9.9     Totally new experiences may create a sense of physical exploration that parallels a mental exploration.  Recall some recent experience that was new, different, foreign, and perhaps even frightening.  As you record that experience, reflect on what you learned, how your preconceptions changed, or how it was strange or mysterious. What idea gradually dawned on you?

9.10    Eldridge Cleaver once said, "You're either part of the solution or part of the problem."  Examine one of your activities or pastimes‑‑sports, shopping, cruising, eating, drinking, or even studying.  How does what you do possibly create a problem, from someone else's point of view?

9.11    Write about something you've changed your mind about. Tell what you used to think, what happened to change your mind? Consider how have things been different for you because of this change? Consider how you felt about it all?

9.12    Prepare for a crucial situation that is likely to happen sometime soon. Explain why this situation is so crucial. Imagine exactly what might happen and write a description of it. List all the possible outcomes from the best to the worst and figure out what you might do about each.

9.13    Write something deriving from an assignment beginning with the same number that this one does.

10 REVISION

10.1    Revise any previous journal entry. Make the revision significantly better than the original in some way or ways . Include at the end a brief explanation of how you made it better.

10.2    Respond to some journal assignment you've previously written. Comment on it. Criticize it. Praise it.

10.3    Re‑write any earlier journal entry concentrating on sentence‑length, make all your sentences less than ten words, or exactly ten words, or more than ten words. Avoid the use of "and." as much as possible. Try other conjunctions.

10.4    Re‑Write any earlier journal entry without using any form of the verb "to be."

10.5    The same as above but concentrate on diction stop

10.6    The same as above but concentrate on making the entry more specific and concrete.

10.7    The same as above but concentrate on providing apt and adequate examples.

10.8    Re‑write any earlier journal entry but radically change the intended audience or purpose.

 

In the Chair or at the Mic: How Writers Help Writers (a Special Note From Guild Director BJ Hollars)

CVWG Director BJ Hollars, shown here at a Cirenaica Writers Retreat

CVWG Director BJ Hollars, shown here at a Cirenaica Writers Retreat

If there’s one thing I’ve learned over the past few years, it’s that there’s no shortage of writers in our region.  We are blessed with many people who write many words.  So many people, in fact, that’s it’s difficult to find a platform for everyone.  But that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try.

Here at the Guild it’s our mission to support all writers—from beginners to professionals.  While many of our craft talks and retreats are hosted by seasoned writers with quite a few accomplishments under their belts, there’s always room for others.  This is especially true at open reads, where we strongly encourage newcomers to take their turn at the mic.

In that spirit, over the past few weeks we’ve hosted several events that do just that: most notably, “Of Verse and Valor: Poetry and Prose on the American War Experience” and “Writers Read at The Oxbow.”  Both of these events featured a range of talented writers, some of whom were sharing their work for the first time.  In addition, thanks to a grant from the Mahmoud S. Taman Foundation, on December 14 we hosted a panel discussion titled, “This We Believe: On the Transformative Power of Words.”  Our panelists came from a variety of religious and scholarly backgrounds and lent their knowledge to a riveted crowd. 

Next week we’ll be hosting our last event of the year,  and it’s our job to support our readers and storytellers.  Whether you’re in the chair or at the mic, we writers are best served when we serve one another.  And sometimes the best way to do so is simply by being present.  Even if you rarely attend our events, I’ll urge you to attend  "Joy to the Word: A Holiday-Themed Evening of Songs and Stories" on December 23 at 6:30PM at The Local Store,  In addition to amazing holiday-themed stories by Sarah Jayne Johnson, John Hildebrand, Kobi Shaw and Allyson Loomis, we'll also have live holiday tunes courtesy ofThe Ukulele Klub.  Enjoy some music, some stories, and what—at least for me—is one of the most memorable nights of the year.

How else can you support the writers of this region?  I’m glad you asked!  Simply click here and snag the inaugural issue of Barstow & Grand.  Credit cards are now accepted.  It’s the gift that gives each time you turn a page.

Now admittedly, that’s a lot of giving, and we want to give you something, too!  To that end, on January 27-28 we’ll be hosting our second annual Winter Writers’ Weekend at The Oxbow.  Featuring an array of writers-in-residence (Melissa Range, Max Garland, Nick Gulig, Austin Segrest, and other guests), the weekend is sure to be a hit.  If you reserve your spot before Christmas, you’re receive a special early bird rate.  But don’t wait that long!  We’re filling up fast!  Click here to reserve your spot today.

From our family to yours, we wish you a wonderful holiday season full of love, fellowship, and words.

Be inspired.  Inspire others.

– BJ Hollars

From the Mouths of Writers 4: Are there any local places that have helped inspire your creativity? 

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By Jeana Conder

Several months ago I set out on the task of asking local writers to answer a series of eight questions I compiled.  The responses I received are now creating our newest series, “From the Mouth of Writers.”  We hope that this series allows upcoming writers to gain knowledge from others with the same passion.  This month’s question: Are there any local places that have helped inspire your creativity? 

Allyson Loomis

I can’t really think of specific places, really, but Eau Claire and the Chippewa Valley, where I have lived for the past 13 years, are of course important to my writing.  Any place an author knows well is extremely valuable.  With few exceptions, a story needs a character, a place and a conflict.  Knowing a place, having watched it and noticed its details, is like having a patch of fertile ground out of which a story can rise.

Sandra Lindow

Menomonie has a connected system of walking trails that follow Lake Menominee and the Red Cedar River.  It is easy to find inspiration there.

Molly Patterson

I routinely write in coffee shops, most often Starbucks or EC/DC. I like a little noise and bustle around me when I write--a quiet room with no one else in it is harder; it feels too precious. I think this has to do with the fact that I treat writing as a job, not in the tedious sense, but in the sense of: "Sit down and do this thing four or five or six days a week, whether you feel like it or not." A coffee shop is the perfect space, then, because there are other people there doing their own work (homework, business work, etc.). It takes away the idea that you need magic to write. You don't. You need tenacity and time.

Bruce Taylor

I often write from, if not necessarily about, the place that I am. Where I’m living at the time. For a long time, it was Mt. Simon. Now it’s Lake Hallie. At one point I seemed to have a lot of poems about bars.  For almost 6 years on the way to work every day I went, weather permitting, to the same bench on Half Moon Lake with a thermos of coffee and my notebook. It became almost Pavlovian. Ring the bell? Salivate. Go to the bench? Write. I never finished anything there, that wasn’t the point. It was mostly all phrase, fragments, tentative lines, but I filled many journals, some of which, I still go back to from time to time.

Jon Loomis

There are a few poems in my recent book that are set in and around Eau Claire, and in the Hayward area.  

Sandra McKinney

Eau Claire parks; at Braun's Bay on Half Moon Lake in my kayak. CVWG writer's retreat

Jay Gilbertson

In the spring, summer & fall I can be found out by the pond or up in the spring moving rocks around or walking on our woods walk or sitting on the tractor pulling something across our fields to dig or cultivate or mow. Down the road a piece there’s an old cemetery I like to walk around in and marvel at all the history buried there and take in the peace and listen to the wind in the huge old white pine trees around the edge. Lunch on the front stoop is good too.

Nickolas Butler

I've written at Racy's and The Nucleus.  Those spaces helped me focus, and get the work done.  Maybe the food was inspirational, or the coffee.

Brett Beach

In a very practical way, my wife, who is a writer as well, and I both work and have worked in various coffee shops around Eau Claire: Starbucks, Caribou, Panera, and EC/DC. The last location aside, we find inspiration in the sterile familiarity of corporate chains. Lately, we’ve returned again and again to EC/DC for its generous seating, large windows looking out on downtown, and the politely disinterested staff who allow us to linger for hours. But the location that we long for the most, now that it is gone, is the small sitting area that was found in the front of the Mega on Hastings. Not only do we miss the grocery store, but the small tables and the fireplace where we spent many hours working, usually accompanied by the electric glow of the television mounted over the fire, on which Jeopardy! always seemed to be playing.

Cathy Sultan

No, not specifically.

Matthew Guenette Craft Talk Recap

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Matthew Guenette

By Alex Zitzner

On November 9th, the Chippewa Valley Writers Guild had the honor to host a craft talk put on by MATC professor Matt Guenette. Having authored three poetry collections including Vasectomania (University of Akron Press, 2017), American Busboy (University of Akron Press, 2011), and Sudden Anthem (Dream Horse Press, 2008), Matt was able to share his insights on the power of the persona poem, a poetic style which heavily influenced his second collection, American Busboy

For those unfamiliar with the persona poem, Matt described it as a way to, “...take on the point of view of something or someone other than yourself.” Well known examples of the persona poem include “My Last Duchess” by Robert Browning, “Herbert White” and “Helen West” by Frank Bidart, and “Miranda’s Drowned Book” by Debora Greger. Although this style of writing creates the need to put the writer in the position of someone or something they can only imagine knowing what it is like to be, Matt explained, “There is a funny way of finding pieces of ourselves in others.” Following this thought, a few examples were given to the audience on how they could also find their self in someone or something else:

Quote Someone

Matt started the audience out with thinking about classic lines their Mother’s would always say to get them in the mindset of seeing the world from a different perspective. This helps later on when going to write the poem!

Channel Another Writer

For one poem in American Busboy, Matt brought out his inner Allen Ginsberg, explaining, “There is a certain energy in his voice that helped me express how I wanted to say what was being said.” By getting in the mindset of a different author, the writer can utilize different energy and tap into something they didn’t know they had. 

Do the Impossible

In another example, Matt read a poem where he and his newborn child had an extremely in depth conversation about the philosophy of the world. Since this never could have actually happened, it proved to be a good opportunity to explore the wisdom of someone who seemingly couldn’t be as wise as you due to their age. 

Thanks to Matt and his help exploring the world of the persona poem, this proves how many more angles the writer can come from instead of the usual confessional poem. If you would like to read some of Matt’s work, each of his books mentioned above are linked!

Spotlight Writer: Lauren Fisher

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Lauren Fisher (and her dog Betty)

By John Paluta

Lauren Fisher is a recent graduate of the University of Alaska Fairbanks with a degree in Art/Photography. In September of 2017, she became an editor for Volume One. Below is a brief interview on her thoughts on Volume One and the journey that brought her here:

How are you settling into the role of associate editor?

The Volume One staff is phenomenal and welcoming, so settling in has been pretty smooth!  I just need to reintroduce the Oxford comma and ditch the double-spaces after sentences, and I’ll practically be native. ;)  There’s a smidge more to it than that, but I am looking forward to contributing all I can to the publication.

Is Eau Claire to your liking? I understand you come from Alaska. That’s certainly a change!

There’s opportunity to engage with your community wherever you go, but Eau Claire really takes it up a notch.  My husband and I have had a really fun time discovering the “city life.”  We both grew up miles out of the town or in small communities – fewer than 500 people – so being able to step out of an apartment into the hubbub is a new experience.  We’re trying to make the most of the great local entertainment and products, and of course how fresh locally-produced food is!

Is there much of a ‘culture shock’ that came from traveling this far south?

I was expecting to get a bit of culture shock, but I think it’s rougher on you Midwesterners than it is on me!  Folks don’t seem to appreciate their region being referred to as “down South,” or having me correct them when they call snowmachines “snowmobiles.”  Seriously, though, while the culture is a lot different in the lower-48, it’s more like moving to the real world than entering a foreign land.

What brought you into the realm of writing? Did you know that you wanted to become an editor?

When I was in high school, I decided I wanted to be a journalist.  I was curious, unsatisfied and indignant; I think I just liked the idea of being able to ask questions and feel entitled to the answers.  The desire to edit came a little later, probably while I was in college.  I worked as an English tutor for a year, and got on as an editor at the student paper.  I found that editing is a really fulfilling activity.  Communicating using writing is the fun kind of challenging, so I get a kick out of communicating about communicating.  It’s also really special to collaborate with someone to take their writing to the next level, even if it just takes a comma or a hyphen.

What sort of writing do you like to do during your free time? I read your piece ‘The Making of a Maze’ and loved the intro!

I’m flattered that you liked “The Making of a Maze” intro.  I was fond of it, so I’m glad it played.  I don’t do as much writing in my free time as I should, but when I do sit down to make words on my own time, they’re generally either rhetoric or fiction.  I write a lot of arguments because I think they’re great mental exercise – they require research, reasoning, and consideration for how your words will be interpreted.  As for fiction, I’d like to someday learn how to tell stories like Margaret Atwood, George Orwell, Piers Anthony or Ayn Rand.  I am fascinated with how fiction can be used to communicate concerns about political and social issues without scaring people off or boiling their blood.  That’s a long way off, though.  For now I’ll deal in fact.

I understand you have an interest in photography. How did you come to love the art of picture taking? Do you plan to utilize your skills in journalism and photography in tandem at Volume One?

I’m a little less enamored with photography than I once was, but I still appreciate the technical challenges of capturing light and preserving memories.  I do have a few ideas for photojournalistic projects with Volume One, but they’re back-burnered until I’m fully integrated into the writing/editing gig.

How excited are you to be the new associate editor of Volume One?

I am still thrilled to be working at Volume One.  Sometimes I’m sitting at my desk, writing or corresponding or editing, and it just hits me all over again that I get to do this job.  I’m having a difficult time reconciling the fact that I don’t really believe in “luck,” with how incredibly lucky I am.

Recap of Katie Vagnino’s “Pitch Perfect: Navigating the world of Freelance”

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Katie Vagnino

By Alex Zitzner

On October 12th, University of Wisconsin-Eau Claire professor and writer Katie Vagnino shared her tips about the world of freelance writing. If you missed her talk, here is a recap of the points we thought would help the most. If you are interested in hearing this talk in its entirety, at the end of this article there is a link to her next presentation.

Getting Started

Find someone to share your ideas with.

One of the best ways to jumpstart your creative process with getting into the world of freelancing is finding someone who can work with you to make your writing better. It is better to have a second set of eyes bringing their experience to the table, this way your work will be twice as knowledgeable when figuring out what and where to pitch. 

Write down ideas for potential pitches.

I’m sure we’ve all been in this situation before where a great idea comes to us, but we are without a way to write it down or are too lazy and let it go. Make a habit out of writing down potential ideas and cataloging them. When you find a place you’d like to be published, you may already have a pitch that will fit their tone and themes. *Pro-Tip: Most smartphones have a note taking app where you can store these gems, otherwise consider never being without a pen or pencil.

Read far and wide to expand your perspectives.

In relation to the first point, the best way to see what is out there is to do research. By doing this, you will grow your view and challenge your own previous notions while coming to understand what areas you can offer the most to.

I’ve Got An Idea For a Story, Now What?

Research what has already been said about your topic.

Touching on the previous importance of reading many different publications, editors are going to want pieces that are not cliche or on topics that have been thoroughly explored. Here is where the importance of the personal connection can come in handy by offering a unique perspective that has not been heard before. 

Keep the arc of the story in mind. 

You are going to want to roughly know how your story will begin, what will happen in the middle, and how it will end. Once you’ve done the research, consider how the points you’ve come across can be used to connect each part of the narrative and propel it toward the concluding statements.

Come up with a two sentence pitch.

Once you’ve figured out the arc of your story, come up with a way you can pitch your potential story in a short and sweet manner. Not all pieces need to be written before pitching them, so the “elevator pitch” method is a way of finding out whether or not there would be interest in having your work be published.

A Few Dos & Don’ts

Without too much summary, here are some ways to better your chances of either getting published or eventually getting published.

  • Show you are familiar with a publisher’s content.
  • Put your pitch in subject line of an email.
  • Do not contact editors via social media unless they explicitly say it is ok to do so.
  • If your pitch gets rejected, do not ask the editor, “Why?” 

Final Thoughts

Don’t take rejection personally.

There is a duality with acceptance and rejection in writing. Just because your piece was not taken by one place does not mean there isn’t a home for it somewhere. If the editors offer any feedback on why your piece was rejected, consider it and move forward, as it is all part of the process. 

Some of the best paid gigs are not glamourous.

It is fun to write about things you are interested in, but sometimes it is the uninteresting subjects that will pay the most. Keep your eye on the lookout for potential gigs, no matter how bland they may seem, because they could pay more than the big name publications like The New Yorker.

It is difficult to make a living solely off freelance.

Touching on the previous point, freelancing is a competitive and time consuming practice. If you are considering freelancing as a career, keep in mind how often you will have to be pitching articles and writing while balancing everything else. Consider using it as a way to get extra money on the side until you have become established.

If you would like to stay up to date with Katie and learn more about what she does, consider checking out her website.

Dear Writer - December 2017

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Dear Writer,

No matter how hard I try, I just can’t do it.  I just can’t put the words to the page.  Maybe the problem is the pen, or the paper, or my nook where the work is supposed to be done.  Or maybe, just maybe, the problem is me.  Can you help?  I just I can’t do.  No matter how much I want to, I just can’t encourage the words to come.

Sincerely,
Can’t Write


Dear Can’t Write,

In my early years, the summers always seemed so hot: the air hanging heavy on my neck and shoulders like cotton candy.  Back then was an era in my life when CD advertisements for late White Stripes, early-Raconteurs era alternative rock were adhesed to my ceiling.  Being fifteen has a sort of way of skewing the perspective you have on your current moment. Somewhere, a piece of notebook paper with a quote from Kerouac and a brief note explaining why I had to run away was ready to be tacked to my bedroom door on a middle of the night exodus for California, or somewhere.  I wanted to be like Kerouac, take flight across the Midwest and not stop until I had traded the heft of humidity for the weightlessness of the Pacific Ocean.

I never did run all the way away, nor did I really want to  (full disclosure: I super love my parents and their patient support of my life as a writer) and why would I want to?  Those days, I had so much time.  Any misplaced discontentedness I invented as a weird multi-modal element of my own creative writing could have been energy saved for now that I am facing the crushing workload and deadlines of a PhD program in English.  Back then I could have literally spent hours writing whatever I wanted instead of figuratively spending hours reading Immanuel Kant.

While I never strayed too much further than the driveway, I did occasionally ‘sneak out,’ stealing away into the quiet dark of our rarely traveled suburban road.  We lived by woods, and in the shadows of an infinity of chinquapin and bur oak trees, chestnuts, and evergreens I sought a void to be filled with pages and pages of writing.

I would climb out my bedroom window, leap off the shallow roof, and creep across our front lawn like so many deer trying to sneak bites of my mother’s hostas without alerting our dogs.  Under the yellow globe of a tired streetlight I would sit, legs crossed on the old concrete, notebook open and pen furiously writing.  There was an older kid who lived across the street that would sometimes be out on his own act of rebellion, patch-covered jacket, spiked hair, Anti-Flag or Sex Pistols CDs playing in his Discman; often, he would smoke cigarettes while I read what I was writing.  Other times he would just share the glow with me.

Now, just as much as then, I’m seeking my own private revolution.  So strong is the urge to figuratively sneak out from the confines of the various lives we each live—school, work, planning a wedding, the endlessly disheartening political news cycle, traffic—and just fill a notebook.  Literally fill a notebook.  That’s a thing I used to do.  Now I look out my office window, thinking about how I don’t have time to be enjoying this view, let alone not having time to fill a literal notebook with writing.

As a teacher of creative writing, I’m always telling my students to just write.  We spend class time writing.  Sometimes, they get into grooves and their heads bob up and down in rhythm with their pens or keyboards.  Other times, I do not know what they are doing; these are the only times I have written this semester.

I know it is a hollow suggestion, advice I haven’t let myself indulge in, but I’ll offer it to you anyway, Can’t Write: find the glow of whatever your space is.  Fill it with your body so that you may use your body to fill something with words.  Just write.  Just write.  Just write.  Don’t mistake mythologizing your process, or the process of your idols, such that you cannot write in your spaces.  I did follow Kerouac to San Francisco, eventually, and then I followed myself back into the Midwest.  It turns out the snow is a far greater muse than those literary giants.  Now that I am living on my own, there’s no bedroom to sneak out from.  But when I duck my planner’s rigid schedule, even for a moment to jot down a line or two, the time I find to write is just as exhilarating as the places I write.

And anyway, no matter what world is around you, the place where you’re writing is always the same: you, the pen, and the page.  A phrase I often use to my students and myself: stop running, start writing.

Sincerely,
Writer.

The Every Person’s Writing Retreat

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credit: Justin Patchin

Erin Stevens

It isn’t often that I get an uninterrupted moment to write, much less an entire weekend. As a single-cat Mom who works a traditional 8 to 5 desk job who also tries to keep up with a social life (JK, what social life? I have a cat), there seem to be a million other things that I should be doing instead of writing (i.e. laundry, cleaning, calling my Mom to tell her about her grandcat, etc.).

It’s this lack of focus and a nagging sense of guilt that I was neglecting the stories and essays I wanted to be writing, that made the CVWG’s Winter Writers’ Weekend last year seem so enticing. A whole weekend spent away (from my cat), staying in Eau Claire’s very own Oxbow Hotel with nothing on the agenda but to write (and eat, but mainly to write).

I hesitated, though. While I graduated with a degree in creative writing and fancy myself a writer, I knew I probably wasn’t writing half as much as I assumed some of the other writers were. After all, aren’t retreats only for really serious writers?

I decided that I really had nothing to lose (other than my dignity and self-respect) and signed up, and I’m so glad that I did. As it turns out, the Winter Writers’ Weekend is actually a really great retreat for writers and  “non-writers” alike.

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What do I mean by non-writer? I’m talking about those who have had an idea for a story or poem, but have never actually tried writing it. I’m talking about those who used to write pretty regularly, but have since fallen away from their craft and are a little rusty. Basically, any person who wants to write, but is struggling to make this happen.

Why is this retreat perfect for non-writers?

Because everyone starts at the same place. No one starts the weekend by bringing in a completed manuscript or collection of poems. The only things participants need to bring are themselves and something to write with. From there, writers will be given a series of prompts to work with, and then they’ll pick the prompt that they’d like to use in the development of a short piece (a poem, a short story or short essay).

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The precious weekend dedicated to writing alone would be enough for me to return for a second year. Combine that with food from The Lakely and the atmosphere of The Oxbow, and I've already got the phone in my hand, ready to reserve my spot for this year.

And yet what really has me eager to return again this year (and leave my cat once more) is the sense of community I felt last year. This isn’t a surprise, really, as everything that the Chippewa Valley Writers Guild sets out to do is based around community, and providing a supportive environment for writers of all experience levels. So again, for anyone out there who has never written before, or for anyone who is looking comeback to writing again, this retreat is absolutely for you.

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It’s good for me to remember this, too. Unsurprisingly, I’ve fallen back into the trap of letting everyday life distract me from all of the stories and essays I should be writing. It starts with skipping a few days, which then turn into a few weeks, which can even turn into a month or two if I’m not careful. And once I’ve slid away from a routine of regularly tapping into some creativity, it’s hard to get going again, and I end up leaving my desk in frustration.

And then a few days ago, I got an email reminding me that registration for this year’s Winter Writers’ Weekend opens Friday. While initially my old hesitations came back, I knew that I needed to get back to my community and to all of the pieces in my head that want to exist on paper.

I can’t think of a better place to help me get started again than the Winter Writers’ Weekend.  Looking forward to seeing you there!

5 Reasons To Sign Up for the Winter Writers' Weekend at The Oxbow Hotel

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Karissa Zastrow

As a former participant of the Winter Writers' Weekend, let me just say there are plenty of reasons to sign up.  Here are my top five:

1. You’ll have the time to focus solely on your writing. I mean, how often do you have time set aside specifically to write without all the other chaos of life interrupting you?

2. There will be unique and fun writing prompts to get your creative juices flowing. Last year there were writing prompts based on board game questions, old photographs, and we even did some blackout poetry. 

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3. At the retreat, you’ll meet other writers who want to improve their writing, and help you improve yours. You will work in small groups to workshop your writing and receive feedback.  

4. At the end of the night, you will have a chance to showcase the piece you worked on at the retreat. This is great experience for future readings. Plus, last year, we even had the Blugold Radio station record pieces to be played on the radio!

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5. During the retreat, you get to stay at the beautiful Oxbow Hotel and eat delicious food at the Lakely. What more could you want?

Sign up today!

Giving Your Gift And Sustaining Our Community

Tis the season for gratitude, and we have much to be grateful for.  Most of all: you.  Thanks to your generosity, over the past two years the Guild has been able to provide robust, high-impact programming for writers and literary lovers throughout the region.  Our efforts have allowed us to host 12 summer retreats, a winter retreat, and a combined 6 more coming your way over the next few months!  That’s well over $33,000 in economic impact!

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Barstow & Grand Release Party

In addition, we’ve hosted dozens of free craft talks, sent you hundreds of free, locally written articles, and partnered with a wide array of business and organizations, from the Eau Claire Regional Arts Center and the University of Wisconsin-Eau Claire Foundation to Blugold Radio, Volume One, JAMF Software, Visit Eau Claire, the Chippewa Valley Book Festival, and most recently, our hot-off-the-presses community literary magazine, Barstow & Grand.  Your support is what keeps this collaborative spirit alive.  It’s what allows writers throughout the region to come together in common cause for the benefit of our community.      

By contributing today, you ensure that this good work continues.  And you send a clear message of support to the hundreds (and perhaps thousands!) of writers throughout the region that you value the way words make meaningful contributions to our lives.

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Interns hard at work!

  •  By becoming a $5.00/month sustaining member, you allow us to pay our talented interns.
  • By becoming a $10.00/month sustaining member, you ensure our craft talk series remains free.
  • For $25.00/month, you support all of our programming endeavors, while also ensuring the affordability of our retreats and continued partnerships with organizations that share our mission.

By making your gift today, not only will you support our thriving literary community, but you’ll be entered to win a pair of Forage gift certificates (a $60.00 value!) as well as one of several autographed copies of recently published books by local writers of national prominence.  One lucky winner, too, will be eligible for a free writing consultation with a Barstow & Grand editor. 

Your donation can be made electronically here. Simply scroll down and select the “Chippewa Valley Writers Guild Monthly Sustaining Membership” campaign.

Be inspired.  Inspire others.  And thank you for inspiring us.

B.J. Hollars

Executive Director, Chippewa Valley Writers Guild

7 Reasons to Sign Up For the Winter Writers’ Retreat at the Oxbow Hotel!

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John Paluta

The Winter Writers’ Retreat isn’t far off and it is the best option for you to improve your craft! Here are seven reasons why you should sign up:

1.     The Attendees!
Writers-in-residence Melissa Range (her book, Scriptorium, was the 2015 winner of the National Poetry Series), Nick Gulig (Eau Claire native and winner of the 2017 Wisconsin People & Ideas Poetry Contest), Max Garland (Emeritus professor, former state poet laureate and the 2017 Brittingham Prize winner) and Austin Segrest will all be at the retreat! These four are all accomplished writers who represent a wide range of skills, from poetry to prose. You won’t get a better opportunity to learn what these four can do for your writing!

2.     Discount!
If you sign up before December 25th, you’ll get a hefty discount! Spots are limited, so saving cash as well as securing your spot now are excellent reasons to sign up.

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3.     Improve Your Craft!
The time spent with these writers will be dedicated not only to learning, but to writing and revising your work! Workshopping will further improve your pieces as you build connections with not only the writers, but the other attendees of the residency.

4.     Community!
If you’re looking for somewhere to not only hone your writing, but also develop a community to share your writing with, then the Winter Writers’ Retreat at the Oxbow is the right place for you. Guild Director BJ Hollars remarks, “When I think back on last winter's retreat, what I remember most is the celebration following our Saturday night reading. People left the retreat proud of their work and excited to continue their writing. We hope to repeat that.”

5.     Relaxation!
Spend time escaping from the “real” world and enjoy the company of your fellow writers. Write, read, revise, grab a drink, eat some great grub, and spin a record on the turntable in your private room.  Not to mention, the Oxbow's not a bad place to avoid that winter chill.

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6.     Anyone Can Come!
Whether your write poetry or prose, fiction or nonfiction, this is for you. The retreat is not meant for one particular discipline, but rather to encompass them all and assist you with whichever is yours!

7.     Fun!
And most importantly, it’s going to be fun. This weekend will not be one you’re likely to forget any time soon.  Join us for an inclusive atmosphere among friends.  Enjoy the perks, while also getting to work!  

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So what are you waiting for? The Winter Writers’ Retreat takes place January 27- 28 at the Oxbow Hotel. The sign up process begins on December 1st, so save the date and get ready to write!  Click here for more!

Exploring the American War Experience Through Poetry and Prose

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by John Paluta

November 16th is a day to celebrate our veterans at the Veterans of Foreign Wars (VFW) Club! Author and Professor BJ Hollars (In association with the Chippewa Valley Writers Guild) will be exploring poetry and prose inspired by conflict with the event Of Verse and Valor: The American War Experience through Poetry and Prose.

The event is a reading for both veterans and non-veterans.  All are welcome to listen and participate! Previously scheduled readers are invited to share any work that personally connects to them or their experiences.

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The event itself stems from a series of events intended to commemorate US involvement with WWI, therefore several works about WWI will be read. But any related pieces are welcome, no matter what war or conflict they were inspired by.

According to event coordinator and Head of Special Collections, Greg Kocken, one of the things that stands out most is the venue. “This is something new, something different. There is an element of unknown to this event which excites me. When you think of a venue for a poetry event the University or The Local Store may jump out, but not the VFW. This is an opportunity to connect with a new audience, and that excites me.”  Professor BJ Hollars adds that it’s a chance to “use art as an entry point into broader conversations related to America’s experiences with war, while also honoring those who’ve served.”

Mark your calendars for this showcase of the power of words! Stop on by the Veterans of Foreign Wars Club November 16th at 6pm!  Click here for the Facebook invite.

Sponsored by McIntyre Library and UW-Eau Claire, Chippewa Valley Writers Guild, Student Veterans of America—UWEC Chapter, Veterans of Foreign Wars Post, and the Chippewa Valley Museum.  These programs are part of World War I and America, a two-year national initiative of the Library of America presented in partnership with the Gilder Lehrman Institute of American History, the National World War I Museum and Memorial, and other organizations, with generous support from the National Endowment for the Humanities

And the Most Valuable Patron of the Arts Award goes to…

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B.J. Hollars

It’s award season here at the Guild, which means we’ll be bestowing five lucky individuals with “prestigious” awards the best way we know how: in the dead of night (or the dead of dawn) when the recipient least expects it.  Sure, it’s nice to roll out the red carpet, but who wants to deal with all the paparazzi?  And besides, nothing’s better than a surprise… 

On a crisp fall afternoon Guild director B.J. Hollars burst into the home of Jill Postlewaite.

“Surprise!” he shouted.  “You’re our Most Valuable Patron of the Arts award winner!”

She was stunned into silence.

“I’m sorry…are you selling something?” she asked.

“Of course not!” cried Hollars.  “At least of course not today.  We got you this award!  It’s our way of saying thank you for helping to dream Cirenaica into being!  Without you, it would never have been.  Thank you for sharing your space with us.”

Jill nodded, reaching for a notebook.

“What are you writing?” asked B.J.

“Just reminding myself to get the locks changed out at Cirenaica.  You know, so we don’t have any…um…unwanted guests.”

“Great idea,” B.J. agreed.

“Yes, I believe it is, too,” she said, staring hard in B.J.'s general direction.

“Why are you staring so hard in my general direction?” B.J. asked.

“Oh, no reason,” smiled Jill.  “No reason at all…”

Okay, okay, time to get serious.  A very sincere congratulation to Jill Postlewaite, who took a dream and made it a reality, helping hundreds of writers in the process.  If you’ve spent even a minute at Cirenaica, then you know the magical place she’s helped create.  We thank you, Jill! None of this would have been possible without your patronage to the arts!

And so concludes our 2017 “Most Valuable” awards.  Of course, you’re all valuable!  But come on, trophies ain’t cheap! (Well, they’re sort of cheap, but still…).  Until next year!

And the Most Valuable Knows How To Use the Internet Award goes to…

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B.J. Hollars

It’s award season here at the Guild, which means we’ll be bestowing five lucky individuals with “prestigious” awards the best way we know how: in the dead of night (or the dead of dawn) when the recipient least expects it.  Sure, it’s nice to roll out the red carpet, but who wants to deal with all the paparazzi?  And besides, nothing’s better than a surprise… 

Mike Paulus was spending a lovely Saturday with his family when Guild director B.J. Hollars burst into the scene.

“Congratulations!” he hollered.  “And here’s a trophy!”

Mike stared at it, dumbfounded.

“Trophy?” he said.  “Are you sure it’s not a hood ornament?”

“Well, it’s not anymore,” B.J. mumbled. 

Mike read the carefully engraved script at the base of his award.  “Most Valuable Knows How To Use the Internet, huh?”

B.J. nodded.

“I can’t help but wonder if I’m the only person on the planet to have ever received such an…honor.”

“I’m certain you are," B.J. smiled.

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Mike’s wife Shannon glimpsed the arms-flung-high golden figure atop the base and said, “Hey, that’s the exact pose Mike strikes every time he steps into the room!”

“Accuracy matters,” agreed B.J.

“All I can say is, thanks for the hood ornament,” Mike said.

“And all I can say is, you’re welcome,” B.J. grinned.

A hearty congratulation to Mike Paulus, who—on a more serious note—has been the behind-the-scenes web presence for the Guild since the beginning.  If you love our newsletter, and you love our website, then you’ve got Mike (and our amazing interns!) to thank.  We thank you, Mike! Keep your eyes wide, readers!  Maybe you’re the final recipient…

And the Most Valuable Everywhere All At Once Award goes to…

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B.J. Hollars

It’s award season here at the Guild, which means we’ll be bestowing five lucky individuals with “prestigious” awards the best way we know how: in the dead of night (or the dead of dawn) when the recipient least expects it.  Sure, it’s nice to roll out the red carpet, but who wants to deal with all the paparazzi?  And besides, nothing’s better than a surprise… 

In that spirit, just moments before the Barstow & Grand release party on Thursday night, Guild director B.J. Hollars awarded Karissa Zastrow the Most Valuable Everywhere All At Once Award.

Awarded annually (or at least once), the Most Valuable Everywhere All At Once Award is given to the person who best exemplifies the gerbil-in-a-wheel mentality which B.J. himself strives toward. 

“So…you’re calling me a gerbil?” asked Karissa, her brow furrowed as she accepted her award.

“Of course not,” replied B.J.  “I’m calling you a gerbil in a wheel!”

She smiled (or maybe grimaced).

“So…you thought giving me this…award…minutes prior to the Barstow & Grand release party was a good idea?” she asked.

“I thought it was a great idea!” B.J. beamed.

Karissa, who for the past two years has attended dozens of craft talks, written dozens of articles for the newsletter, and has generally been, well, everywhere all at once, is most deserving of this award.  Though she no longer lives in the Chippewa Valley, she regularly makes the drive back our way to take part in our writing community.

“Well, I guess I’m honored,” Karissa said.  “This must have cost you…I don’t know…all of ten dollars!”

“All of six dollars,” B.J. corrected.  “Congratulations!”

A hearty congratulation to Karissa Zastrow, who—on a more serious note—has been a centerpiece of building the region’s literary community since the Guild's founding.  We thank you! Keep your eyes wide, readers!  Maybe you’re the next recipient…